that the master just got drunk with two daleks, the tenth doctor, the eleventh doctor, the ninth doctor, the tardis, a cyberman, rose tyler, donna noble, amy pond, and rory williams.
and they ate a cake that said catering by sue on it.
and the master is still ridiculously drunk and still in costume and posting things on tumblr.
and regretting nothing.
because the world is beautiful tonight.
so we’re throwing him a doctor who themed surprise party!
first, we’re decorating his door like a TARDIS door while he’s at work.
then we’ll be drinking banana daiquiris, harvey wallbangers, whatever else shows up at the party, and some sort of blue TARDIS inspired concoction that his roommate invented specifically for the occasion.
and then he’s going to open his brand new sonic screwdriver.
and his cake says “CATERING BY SUE” on it.
and then we’re probably going to sing 500 miles forever.
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
I’m also looking forward to confusing the hell out of all our non-whovian friends
I spent my whole night fangirling and staring at Sue from catering. it’s time to try to sleep.
maybe once I get some rest I’ll stop making the same jokes and looking at the same things over and over again and waking up the neighbors with my laughing.